Another day in boringville...

Qwerty...asdfg...yeah...feel the excitement!

Here's something fun! I thought I'd post some wonderful quotes from various people/characters.

Enjoy!

Robin Williams when asked what his favourite curse word is.

"Well pussy, because it's so warm. As a friend of mine said, You know I'm a big fan. We all come from there, and wanna get back as often as possible. Pussy, pussy it's just so sweet, it's just pussy. Reminds you of a kitty but it's better! It's pussy it's gentle, it's kind you know its not gonna be a cat, you dont say Baby show me you cat, No it's pussy. It implies affection, but still, you gotta work. Big fan. Big fan."


Jim Carrey

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. "

Eddie Izzard

"If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. "

Dennis Miller

"What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy. "

Chris Rock

"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. "

Robin Williams

"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. "

Jerry Seinfeld

"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. "

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."

Wanda Sykes

"Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going. "

Craig Ferguson

"I was sitting in first class and the stewardess asked, 'Warm nuts' and I said 'No I'm just happy to be in first class.' "

Billy Crystal

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. "

Denis Leary

"Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct. "

"Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them. "

Gary Busey

"Have a mind that's open to everything, get attached to nothing."

Hugh Grant

"I find it hard to understand why Scorsese has never called. You know, given the natural menace I bring to the screen. "

Jack Black

"We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it. "