Back in action baby!

Whats up everyone?

Christmas is over, well, not really over but lets face it, after Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, it's just over.

So hope ya'll got some nice presents and over all had a nice and pleasant Christmas.

Tomorrow i'll be back with the usual stuff, you know complaining about stuff and just being a pain the ass.


Now I'm gonna get a good night sleep. Take my advice, you get some sleep too.


Nighty Nighty

Ho-Ho-Ho

Well guess what, Christmas is...well i've said it many times but now it's actually right around the corner!

So get yer shit toghether and wipe those frowns off ya face and enjoy the holiest of all holidays, Christmas! If you happen to belong to one of those religions where you don't celebrate christmas, then all I can say is enjoy whatever it is that you're celebrating, if anything.

I will be going away for a couple days, spending christmas with relatives. Hopefully Santa did check my wishlist this year, otherwise... well I won't be very happy.

To honor Denis Leary, who suggested that everyone should have "the twelwe hot wish sticks of christmas"

Meaning that you have 6 Good Wishsticks, and 6 Secret Evil Plan Wishsticks.

Without explaining, i'll just write them down.

6 Good Wishsticks:

1. Christmas
2. Guitar/Music
3. The Shield(the tv-series)
4. The Joker(from the Dark Knight movie)
5. Heath Ledger(for acting The Joker on the Dark Knight movie)
6. Beer


6 Secret Evil Plan/Bad Wishsticks(basically things that I hate/despise)

7. Arrogancy/Ego(the worst quality in any person)
8. Females who are indecisive(can't make up their mind)
9. My haircut.(it's awful, look at it once, you'll never want to look again)
10. Computers(thanks to them, I have high blood pressure)
11. "Finlandssvenska"(I just can't take it, I'm sorry)
12. My throat(thanks to the cold and my loud singing the other night, my throat wants to kill me.)


So that about covers it. Feel free to post your own 12 Wishsticks.

And remember, when New Years is closing, we'll be discussing what resolutions we should keep, and which we are gonna break.

Have a Merry Christmas you all! And remember! Take pictures, you're gonna need em for the court case!

Clowns, fetisches and beer

Oh holy day.

Don't know what that means that's just the first thing that came to me.

Christmas is gettin closer. I just love it how so many people get so stressed and run around christmas shopping and feeling burnouts and just systematically breaking down.
Meanwhile I just sit by the side and laugh and have myself drink.

I don't go around buying christmas presents, cause people don't expect me to. So why should I ruin their expectations? On the other hand those who expect me to, well they are gonna be some very dumb and disappointed people. They should know me better.

Of cooourse I'm just joking! ....Or not.


Anyhooo... My wierd thing for clowns is back again. Remember it was like 4 months ago when evil clowns were my drug, and now it's back. Bigger and badder(is that how it spells?).

The Joker...oh my so deliciously evil. All evil clowns really.


I have...uhh money problems aswell. Yes I was chocked too. One day you feel rich, the next day you sit and wonder where the hell did all that money go? Well I should blame myself, but it's more fun to blame other people so....SHAME ON YOU! Letting me spend all that cash!


What else is new....

Nah I think that's pretty much it. If this was a diary i'd write so many things you'd be thinking I was mentally unstable but, gotta keep coverin it up! So I'll just...put this smile on my face...there you go...and tell you all that the World Is A Beautiful Place! Enjoy it! While you can...

And then when it all goes to shit, don't be suprised.

Lesson of the day:

Don't get too attached to anything. If you do, when you lose that thing, eventually you do, the pain can be unbearable. Stay focused, know what you want and simply live the way you want to live!


Oh right, More Beer!

Late late late late Top 5 Week 52

Sorry sorry sorry I'm late late late late.

I know. I am ashamed of myself. Shameful, so shameful.


Ahhh well life sucks get a hat.

Let's get going!



.5 - Meat

There is ONE day, one day out of all days in the year that I look forward to the most. And that is christmas eve. Why? The presents? No. Santa? No. So I can spend time with my family? Hah, no.

It's the feast. The great christmas feast. Which usually means that there's a big ham or turkey just waiting to be eaten. Oh how I've waited so long. Finally, the day is getting near.

So todays fifth spot goes for meat, all kind of meat! What would we do without it!?

Apologies to all vegetarians, but I can't stop my feelings for your sake.


.4 - ESP EX-260

This has been for a long time on my "Get-it-or-kill-yourself" list, and it is with great hope, that I hope I will get it soon. Unfortunately money problems get in the way, thinking of selling something valuable that I have just to get it but...well...we'll see.

Anyways for those who don't know much about guitars, just go to number 3. For the others, well let's share our love for this model by drooling at another pic.

ESP EX-260


.3 - SVEPS

Okay so I owe A LOT for theese guys. SVEPS is a media-workshop, where people who don't have a job or don't study in school, can go and learn all kind of media related stuff. It's really a nice place for beginners who'd like to take a step into the media world.

And i've been working there quite a few times, most recently I was on work-practice(they send us out on that in our school, so we'll get work experience), and i've been working there now for about 7 weeks.

So I owe it to them to give them a shout out. And of course do a little PR for them. It's in swedish.

Visit their website and check it out! www.sveps.org


. 2 - Scrubs

I love this show so much, I would marry it. The characters, the script, the actors oh my It's just one of those things that will make me laugh anytime anywhere.

If you haven't seen this hysterically funny comedy show, do God a favour and watch it! Please life is too short to exist and not having seen it. <3 Scrubs <3 ...thats right, I went there.


. 1 - Heath Ledger/The Joker

Ahhhh...my current idol. Words can't describe the feeling I got when I watched the new trailer for The Dark Knight. Ohhhh the laugh....the laugh of Heath Ledger, as the Joker is simply brilliant.

Just because of this performance(and i've only seen the trailer!), Heath has become one of my favourite actors. To be able to pull off something like this, requires A HELL OF A LOT, and he does it. Can't wait for the movie. Until then, enjoy the trailer.

"Let's put a smile on that face!"

Aftermath

As the sun goes down, and we sit and relax and look upon our day, we think.

Good News! Party was a sucess! Everyone seemed to have a good time, and of course someone drank too much, but that's just how parties should be.

I was a good boy and cleaned it all up, thankfully wasn't that hidious.


What else is up...


Ah! Christmas is getting closer. We're all getting in the christmas spirit I hope!

Though I'm not gonna go around buying christmas presents for my dearly beloved, I will send out happy thoughts to them. And as they say, it's the thought that counts.

There may be only one, or two people in this world whom I would feel happy to buy a christmas present to. But let's face it, no money, no funny. And I do need cash. So i'll just buy for that One person. What a lucky *beep*. Well he/she is worth it!


Oh yeah my neck is killing me! Yeah I headbanged wayyyy to much yesterday and...well today I'm paying my dues. But from what I can remember, it was totally worth it. So...metal up your ass!


What else...

Ahh, I don't know. Things are pretty messed up.

Let's see how was it, "Love hurts". Yes, but that's not everything. Love blinds you. Love makes you weak. Love confuses you. Love tortures you. But perhaps the most important thing...Love is wonderful.

Here's a pop quiz for you all. Give me an answer, and i'll surely mention your name somewhere.

"What do you do, when you've run out of patience, run out of hope, but still can't stop thinking and wishing that the person you think about is going to wake up and let you know that they feel the same thing?"

Communication is an important thing. Without it, how are you supposed to know how the other one feels? We're not mind readers, and you can't walk around hoping that we'll understand. You have to be honest, and you have to be courageous enough to confront your feelings.

Telling someone how you feel, no matter how scary it may seem, will make things easier for both of you. Even though it doesn't work out, at least in the end you can say "Hey, at least I was honest".

Without honesty, there's just lies left. And how the fuck are we supposed to live a happy life with lies?

Uncertainty is another thing. If you feel uncertain about your feelings. Dig deeper. They are there, you just haven't found them yet. Think about what you want, and what you don't want. Think about how this other person makes you feel, and how you wish he/she made you feel.

In the end, it all comes down to taking a chance. Life is too short to play it safe. Take a chance, see where it goes. That's the exciting thing about life, isn't it? Not knowing where you'll end up?


Okay that's enough. Hope this was of some use to you all in your lives. I surely hope it was to someone...

Party at Viator's Place

Well hello there!

Yes, there's a party at Viator's place, and everyone is invited! Hah, just kidding. You are not invited. Sorry but them are the rules.

Anyways I am hoping that everyone will have a good time, and most importantly, that I have a good time. Yes, sometimes it's good to be selfish. Don't you forget it.

With the refrigerator filled with beer and other drinks, now we're just sittin and waiting for the crowd.

May the Alcohol be with you.


Have a good saturday folks!

Some words of wisdom...

Hello everyone!

Just checkin' in here, thought I'll give you all some words of wisdom.

May they serve you, as well as they served me.

"

Why do people depend on eachother? In the end, you're on your own.

Nothing lasts in this world.

It's nice to have people that you can rely on, but that's what is so dangerous if you become used to it.

Someday you're bound to loose everything. It's ineviteable.

"

The Questionnaire of Bernard Pivot 3

So this is the result I got from someone else.



1.What is your favorite word?
2.What is your least favorite word?
3.What turns you on?
4.What turns you off?
5.What sound or noise do you love?
6.What sound or noise do you hate?
7.What is your favorite curse word?
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9.What profession would you not like to do?
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

1. Kinky
2. Njöff
3. Self-confidence
4. Lack of inspiration
5. Silence
6. Yelling
7. "Vittu"
8. Fireman
9. To work in morgue
10. "I have something to tell you"

Women say goodbye to thongs!?!

Okay, so I read this article, where it was researched that women/girls today prefer other type of underwear to the thong.

So that means goodbye thongs!

Well, thankfully all porno movies still have the girls wearing thongs.

What would we do without the porn?


Here's the full article in swedish

http://www.aftonbladet.se/kvinna/article1385675.ab

The Questionnaire of Bernard Pivot 2

Ahh Pivot.

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What sound or noise do you love?
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
7. What is your favorite curse word?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

1. Kinky(just the word, not the meaning of it)
2. No
3. Positive attitude towards life
4. People who crave attention
5. My nieces laughter
6. Leafblowers
7. Fuck
8. Guitarist in a rock band.
9. Dishwasher anywhere.
10. As happened to Kenny when he died in the South Park movie; "Access Denied".

Top 5 Week 51

Well hello. This is a little late, sorry haven't had time to write much.

I thought I'd do something different today. Instead of writing Top 5 things that I like, I thought I'd rank 3 things that I dislike. Three things that all you of should beware of.

Why? Because it's important to get out the bad stuff too. We don't live in a beautiful paradise where everything goes the way we want to.


.3 - Lack of cash flow

Basically what I mean with this, is that when the cash flow stops, when you look at your account and see wayyy to few numbers, something bad is going on.

And also the way things cost theese days, jeesus christ I mean cmon, everything is so ridiculously expensive that even rich people are whining! Well...

Anyway, more cash flow, please.


.2 - Getting emotional

I don't mean this, in a nice and romantic way, I mean that people whine about their emotions too much. Either they are sad, angry, depressed...it seems that everyone has theese problems. And they can't wait to tell you what it is. I know I may sound mean, but enough is enough.

They way I see it, handle yourself before you even start caring/bother with other people.

Love thy self, before anyone else.


.1 - Attention whores.

Yes, I said it. Attention whores. Nothing makes me wanna shoot myself more than theese pathetic little people, who crave attention and need to be fed compliments all the F***** time.

Actually they make me wanna shoot them too.

Seriosly, to all you people who crave attention so much:

You will eventually become so dependent on other people, that when you do become alone, and trust me, one day you will, you'll find yourself in the deepest and darkest holes of all. And hopefully nothing will bring you back out of it. Think about that.

The more you crave attention, the more you need it, the more you need it, the more you'll miss it when you don't have it. You can't have attention all the time, that's just how the world works.

Think you're special? Think you're one of a kind? Think the whole world is yours?

No. Wrong. Defintely wrong. You're one of the mass. A little ant among insects. You feel special cause that is a human emotion, to want to feel special. Everyone feels that. You're no different from them. Just because you say or do something that someone else doesnt, that doesnt mean they can't or will.

Do yourself a favour. Get back down to earth among the others. Skip the bragging, no one is impressed.

Life sucks, get a hat and join the party.

Good Night.

Top 10 Solos

Hello everyone!

Sorry I've been a little busy for the past few days but I'm here now, and instead of me babbling about me, let's get straight for todays point.

Solos!

What is it with solos? Why do we like em? Why don't we like em? It's a tough call.

Anyways here are 10 very likable solos, as we rank the Top 10 solos of all(which means ANY genre)

You might see a pattern, you might see something familiar, hopefully you'll se some suprises too.

Now as to WHAT exactly classifies as a good solo for me, it's like this. 90% The melody, 10% Technique/Speed

I don't care how fast you shred or sweep, the melody of the solo is whats most important. Otherwise it's just a crime to music. Without melody whats the point?

10. Metallica - Master Of Puppets - James Hetfield, Kirk Hammet

This solo needs no introducing. It's one of the best and beautifully composed. First Hetfields, which I think is better, then Kirks. And people wonder why MoP was their peak...

9. Dream Theater - Stream Of Consciousness - John Petrucci

Petrucci has been often voted as one of the worlds best guitarist, shredder aswell. Unfortunately I haven't seen a really good and beautiful solo from him yet. He's got the speed no doubt, but the melody lacks a little. But this song has a beautiful mix of both, speed and melody. I think there are two or three solos from him here. Very good ones.

8. Children Of Bodom - Follow The Reaper - Alexi Laiho, Roope Latvala

Alexi Laiho has much potential. It's just unfortunate that he too relies too much on the speed. But here, with Roope Latvala, both of them create a beautiful solo to a very good song. Very nice.

7. Pantera - Cemetery Gates - Dimebag Darrel

Dimebags solos are somewhat very special. It's why I like him, you can tell when it's him doing a solo. He managed to create is own style. Which makes him even better. I find that Cemetery Gates holds the best solo of him. Simply put, beautiful.

6. Judas Priest - Painkiller - Glenn Tipton

This is no news. I posted about a week ago that I had fell in love with this solo. And still do. It's amazing. Absolutely love it. Wonderful melody, beautiful arrangement. Great.

5. Fueled By Fire - Betrayal - Rick Rangel

So this band surely suprised me. Very good thrash band, if you get a chance listen to them. Their album Spread The Fire, debut album has some nice moments. But to the point, this song has got the best solo. It was one of those things, I was sittin', listening, the song came, nothing special, then solo kicked in and I jumped up. Amazing.

4. Iron Maiden - Fear Of The Dark - Dave Murray, Janick Gers

Janick Gers and Dave Murray, both amazing guitarist. And if I am gonna choose one song, for where they combine both of their greatness, Fear of the Dark is the one. Both solos have the ability to make me headband more than anything. And I love them for that. Two solos in one song, one of the best songs. Can you ask for more?

3. Metallica - Ride The Lightning - Kirk Hammet

Kirk, kirk. What else can you say. There's a reason why he is in the Top 5 of best guitarists of all time. On the album Ride The Lightning, he showed that he rule. This was his peak. And the song, proves it. His second best solo ever, in my opinion. From tapping to slow picking to shredding. Oh yes, that's what daddy likes.

2. Metallica - Fade To Black - Kirk Hammet

As I said, Ride The Lightning(album) was his peak. And Fade To Black, holds Kirks best work. The solo has got everything you could ask. It's structure, melody, speed it all just comes together as the best... I wanted to pick this as my number one, but since I have to be more open minded, that spot is for someone else.

1. Pink Floyd - High Hopes - David Gilmour

David Gilmour is one of my biggest idols. He's just amazing with a guitar. He's basically the reason I like Pink Floyd. And this song shows just what kind of guitarist he is. Makes me feel very little compared to him. As should other guitarist. That means you too Kirk!

The best solo ever.

Top 20 Rock Ballads

Alrighty-roo here comes a Top 20 Rock Ballads list for you all to glare at.

One thing should be mentioned; It's very difficult to define what is a "rock" ballad, and what is a "metal" ballad...and even what defines as a "ballad". So please keep that in mind while reading the list. Simply what I thought of was a rock/metal/heavy/power song, that feel like they could be called a ballad. I don't know. They're just some "softer" and "musical" songs.

20. Green Day - Time Of Your Life
19. Europe - Carrie
18. Toto - Africa
17. Chad Kroeger - Hero
16. Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
15. Whitesnake - Here I Go Again
14. In Flames - Come Clarity
13. Metallica - Turn The Page
12. In Flames - Square Nothing
11. Linkin Park - In The End
10. Guns N' Roses - November Rain

9. Nightwish - Sleeping Sun

I don't care who you are, but listening to this song is just magical. Not only does it have a personal meaning to me, but its just a beautiful song. And Tarja Turunens voice is amazing.

8. Heart - Alone

I quite like Heart. Actually one of the few "female vocalist" bands that I feel fond of.
Another song from Heart that I like is "Never". Check it out.

7. Pink Floyd - High Hopes

My favourite Pink Floyd song. David Gilmours solo is one of my favourite solos of all time, and this is just a exstatic song from the beginning to the end. Beautiful lyrics too.

6. Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven

Great songs always seem to have great solos. This one is no exception. Jimmy Page in your face. One of the best. And this song is probably the most well known song in the world. Everyone knows the beauty of Stairway To Heaven.

5. Megadeth - A Tout Le Monde

One of the few succesful Megadeth "ballads". But this song hits every single spot. Dave surely can sing in a beautiful tone too. Would be nice to hear more of this style from Megadeth.

4. Boston - More Than A Feeling

A classic. And I love it. No more needs to be said. Also one of the catchiest riffs ever.

3. Queen - The Show Must Go On

With Freddie Mercurys vocals and Brian Mays fantastic guitar playing, this is by far Queens best song. And one hell of a ballad. This song was recorded just a few months before Freddie died. Probably the best vocalist ever.

2. Aerosmith - Dream On

I was disappointed when listening to other Aerosmith songs, how they never could make such a masterpiece again that Dream On is. Well, at least there's one. And Dream On is not only one of my favourite songs of all, it's one of the best ballads out there. Steven Tyler, awesome vocals. Looks kinda gay though. But that doesnt hurt this song. Nothing does.

1. Metallica - Nothing Else Matters

I'm sorry but this was just inevitable. No other, I say no other band could EVER top what Metallica did 1990, when they sat in the recording studio and created the best ballad ever. I'd very much like to know what excactly was going through their heads when they wrote this. It is well known by almost everyone, and it's simple, yet complicated structure makes it the most beautiful song out there. The solo? Simple but amazing. The lyrics? Beautiful. Performance? I've never seen them live. However I did hunt around YouTube for clips, and the best performance to me, was in 1991, and for your pleasure, i'll embed it here. One more thing, I've seen a couple of clips from when they performed it in 2006-07, and to me it just seems that the spirit isnt there anymore. They just play it cause they have to play it. There's no love.

Thank goodness there are clips from the early days. This is for you. Cry and weep.

Top 30 Metal Songs

So time for some Top (any number) lists.

Was thinking of puttin' toghether a Top 30 Metal Songs. Theese are songs that I personally selected, and while the ranking was hard, I think I'm fairly certain this is how I feel. However I may change my mind in a couple of minutes.

If you haven't heard some of theese songs, by all means listen to them. You owe it to music.

30. Motorhead - Ace of Spades
29. Black Sabbath - War Pigs
28. Judas Priest - You've Got Another Thing Comin'
27. Dream Theater - Stream Of Consciousness
26. Guns N' Roses - Welcome To The Jungle
25. Megadeath - Hangar 18
24. Slipknot - Wait And Bleed
23. Scorpions - Rock You Like A Hurricane
22. Pantera - Cowboys From Hell
21. Guns N' Roses - My Michelle
20. Korn - Freak On A Leash
19. Slayer - Raining Blood
18. Metallica - Seek & Destroy
17. Iron Maiden - Phantom Of The Opera
16. Children Of Bodom - Follow The Reaper
15. System Of A Down - Toxicity
14. Slayer - Dead Skin Mask
13. Metallica - Blackened
12. Black Sabbath - Iron Man
11. Pantera - Mouth For War

10. Dream Theater - Pull Me Under

This prog-metal band have for a long time had a big place in my heart. And it is with great joy that I still find this song to be one of the best ever. Petrucci is a master with the guitar, and this song proves that prog-metal kan kick serious ass.

9. Iron Maiden - The Number Of The Beast

Probably the biggest breakthrough for Iron Maidens career, and Bruce Dickinsons. This song has it all, great solo, great riff, and a chorus that kan make a room filled with Maiden fans bond like nothing else. Six six six!

8. Metallica - Creeping Death

If I had to chose one Metallica song, for which had the best bridge in the world...it would have to be Creeping Death. No song has an intermission like this between the solo and the last chorus. Not only is this song lyrically great, but the riffs are so beautiful that they make you shiver your spine. DIE BY MY HAND! I CREEP ACROSS THE LAND! KILLING FIRST BORN MEN! Oh yeah.

7. Black Sabbath - Paranoid

The best Black Sabbath song there is, and according to most lists of best song of all time, this one usually makes the cut. This song made metal what it is, and ask any new metal band, and they'll say that Paranoid has been one of the biggest influences of all. God is to Jesus, as Sabbath is to metal.

6. System Of A Down - Aerials

When SOAD released Toxicity, they sure made the music world spin. Implementing something new and fresh, SOAD quickly became a well known name, and one of the biggest metal bands of their time(2000). While their albums Hypnotize and Mezmerize were amazing, nothing tops the work from Toxicity, so say at least, Aerials is probably the best song of their genre, and heck, one of the best metal songs out there. This one will stick around for awhile.

5. Iron Maiden - Fear Of The Dark

The best Maiden song. I don't know why. I seriously don't know why. FOTD just has a special charm. The lyrics, amazing. The riffs, mind-numbing. The solos, exhilarating. Dave Murrays solo in particular is one that stays on my favourite solo list(which will be published soon). No other words can describe this amazing song.

4. Twisted Sister - I Wanna Rock

Oh how you couldn't see this one coming. I'm not a particular Twisted Sister fan myself, but this song is probably one of the biggest landmarks in the metal genre. No other song can make EVERYONE in a room yell out "I Wanna Rock". It's just that simple. The best party song out there for anyone who likes Rock. And let's face it, who doesn't?

3. Megadeath - Holy Wars...The Punishment Due

This baby made the cut to my Top 5 list of week 50, and of course it makes the cut to my top song list. As stated earlier, this song has so many awesome elements that it comes toghether as Megadeaths best song. The first 2 and a half minutes are my favourite, and I can listen to that part over and over again with the same feeling...HOLY WAAAAARS

2. Metallica - Master Of Puppets

AHA! You thought this one would make number 1, yes, I thought about it. But instead, MoP will have to make some space for another one. But hey, that doesn't mean MoP isnt good. In fact, Master of Puppets is so good, that I wouldnt know how the world would look like without it. EVERY single thing about this song is amazing. I dare you to find a flaw. Go ahead. I dare you.

1. Pantera - Cemetery Gates

Phil Anselmo, Dimebag Darrel, Vinnie Paul and Rex Brown. Oh gee.

Pantera has been one of my favourite bands since 7th grade, and I am so disappointed that I haven't been listening to them as often as i'd like. But here's their reward. This is my apology.

Cemetery Gates is the best metal song. From the first second, to the last, Pantera takes you on a magical journey of Hardcore metal riffs, from beautiful chords, ground breaking solos and magic dust echoing vocals(don't know what that means). It's just the most beautiful piece of work there is. If I was just a little bit more sensitive, I think listening to the song now would make me cry of joy. Yes, I'm pretty sure.

R.I.P Dimebag Darrel. The greatest guitarist ever. The heart and soul of Pantera. This is for you.

Viator goes youtube

So I finally got some decent guitar playing recorded, and thought I would throw them on youtube for you all to hate and love.

Check em out. I wont embed them here cause that'll take up so much room.

Master of Puppets Part 1

Master of Puppets Part 2

Blackened

Enjoy.

Another day in boringville...

Qwerty...asdfg...yeah...feel the excitement!

Here's something fun! I thought I'd post some wonderful quotes from various people/characters.

Enjoy!

Robin Williams when asked what his favourite curse word is.

"Well pussy, because it's so warm. As a friend of mine said, You know I'm a big fan. We all come from there, and wanna get back as often as possible. Pussy, pussy it's just so sweet, it's just pussy. Reminds you of a kitty but it's better! It's pussy it's gentle, it's kind you know its not gonna be a cat, you dont say Baby show me you cat, No it's pussy. It implies affection, but still, you gotta work. Big fan. Big fan."


Jim Carrey

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. "

Eddie Izzard

"If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. "

Dennis Miller

"What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy. "

Chris Rock

"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. "

Robin Williams

"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. "

Jerry Seinfeld

"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. "

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."

Wanda Sykes

"Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going. "

Craig Ferguson

"I was sitting in first class and the stewardess asked, 'Warm nuts' and I said 'No I'm just happy to be in first class.' "

Billy Crystal

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. "

Denis Leary

"Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct. "

"Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them. "

Gary Busey

"Have a mind that's open to everything, get attached to nothing."

Hugh Grant

"I find it hard to understand why Scorsese has never called. You know, given the natural menace I bring to the screen. "

Jack Black

"We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it. "

Honey I'm home! Top 5 Week 50

Have no fear, that wierd dude is here!

So how have you all been? Well thank you for asking I've been terrific.

The weekend was a complete success, and it was just the thing I needed to get my head straight(I can't tell for sure that my head was straight during the weekend though)

What I've been doing? Oh well, you a little bit of this, and a little bit of that. I won't bore you with all the details, although the details are juicy, to put it short, I went on a two-day party streak. It doesnt sound much to some of ya, but we didnt party sissy style either so.

And now here I am. Some places are sore yes, especially my neck, but that doesnt keep me from doing this!


So off we go to the sweet list of 5 things that have touched my mind in a way that makes me...makes me...wanna...umm...well makes me wanna put it on this list...Let's get to it!


.5 - Holy Wars...The Punishment Due

We start off with the song of the week. While crazy and hysterical Metallica and Megadeath fans bitch about which band is the best, I seem to find myself tuning into various songs of the two bands and start comparing. There is no 1 best band, they both have downs and ups, and depending on the song, you can't tell which band is more "thrash" than the other.

Anyways, I know most of you thought that I would be putting a Metallica song today, but no, thats not happening. Instead I want you kids to listen to this song by Megadeath, and perhaps we can come to an agreement that this is one of their best songs, and hell, perhaps the song of the week... I think so.

Megadeath - Holy Wars...The Punishment Due


.4 - Gingerbread cookies!

What is the best way to get in a christmas spirit?! Gingerbread cookies!

Oh there's no discussion in that gingerbread is THE christmas baking of all. Whenever you eat one, you think of christmas, whenever you see one, you think of christmas, whenever you smell one, you think of christmas and whenever hear someone say Gingerbread, may God strike me down if you don't think of christmas then.

They are part of christmas, perhaps one of the most important parts. Get to the stove, bake ém, buy ém I don't care, as long as you have some.

Gingerbread cookies/Pepparkakor/Piparkakkuja for those who need translation.


.3 - Sandwiches

Okay this may sound wierd. But I just ate one this morning and it was the best sandwich i've eaten in a loooooong time. It was dark bread, butter, cheese and peppered meat...oh my...just the thought of it makes me drool...

I don't know anything else to say about it...but sandwiches are good...part of life...

Please, for me, eat one today. I don't care what you put on it, as long as it's a sandwich. Thank you.


.2 - Christmas

Yes Christmas has climbed it's way higher now, and since we are all wrapping our head around it, Christmas gets what it deserves!

Get the Christmas decorations out! Everything! Design your furniture christmassy! Do all of the christmassy stuff you can do! Cause it comes once a year, and we owe it to Christmas to do whats right. Yes that's right.

Okay for those of you who don't know, the colours to go with are red, blue and green. White works too. My favourite combination is red and green, thats so christmassy.

Okay and now make a count for how many times i've said christmas or christmassy.

Get it right and you'll get a christmas present! Not from me though...


.1 - Hentai Heman and the gang

As much as it hurts my spirit to put that on the number 1 this week, I just have to do it.

There isnt a party without that Gang. And if there is one, it's not a party. Me and my buddy showed all that at saturday.

No more words need to be said. And soon, the party will begin again...

A shout out to the people of the gang who were present, Olli, Salla, Jenni, Sami and of course the main man, Daniel.


Btw there's a new expression for "taking a piss", and that's "dra en anttoni". Don't you forget it.

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