Oh sweet monday - Top 5 Week 48

Again I know I'm a little late with the post today, but better late than never. So since there's not much else on my mind except for this beautiful list, let's get right to it.


. 5 - Jaegermeister

Of all the kinds of drinks that we constantly and shallowly pour into our mouths, I personally find that the Jaeger does the trick.

Most people don't really care what they're drinking, as long as it's strong and the quicker it gets to your head, the better. Which is in my opinion so sad. When you're drinking, you wanna enjoy it. Even though it tastes like crap, you want to really feel that taste, cause you're gonna be reminded of that taste later when you've poured the entire bottle.

Jaeger has it all. The taste, bitter, coffmedicine-like refreshing taste. In big portions can even tickle your throat a little bit, and of course, if served ice cold, makes you walk on heaven. To put a long story short, the best booze for shots, the best booze for gettin drunk, the best booze for enjoying being drunk, and most imporantly; The (almost)best booze for feeling like crap in the morning. Cheers!


.4 - Christmas

As we dig deeper in the list, we discover yet more interesting stuff.

I know Christmas isn't here yet, but still, it's time to shed some light on it. Christmas is defintely my favourite holiday of all. Only Christmas can bring you that wonderful, cuddly and warm feeling in heart, and at the same time make you so sick, hateful, stressed and panicked at the same time. It's quite something.

Santa Clauses everywhere, red balls, green trees, lights...Christmas here in Finland is basically like Vegas, except that we have snow here. And come think of it, now with the global warming and all, we probably wont have anymore of those wonderful white christmases. Thanks a lot Al Gore, you're a little late.


.3 - Master of Puppets - Metallica

Oh and how this was just bound to happen sometime. I'm sorry folks, but I just can't get enough of trying to spread the love that is Metallica. And to be more precise, to spread the love of the song Master of Puppets. It's got everything you would want in a song. The riffs, the solos, the bridges, the lyrics, the choruses...oh and how it all just comes toghether to being the BEST, yes, I said THE BEST goddamn song in the world.

Basically if you like Thrash, Metal, Rock, ANY of those genres, and don't find Master of Puppets to be the song of the week, then I really feel sad for you. I'm sorry, I just do.

I'll squeaze in a clip from the best concert ever (Seattle 89), when they played that song, and I don't think it has been played better, ever.





.2 - Family Guy

And deeper we go. This is a very underestimated show, being all the time overshadowed by The Simpsons. But if you like The Simpsons, and gave Family Guy a chance, chances are you'll like it.

Now sure, the "main character" Peter Griffin, is heavily influenced by the man Homer Simpson, and it's quite unfortunate, cause sometimes it feels that they are basically the same character. And thats an area where Family Guy may fall flat. However! Thanks to the other characters, Family Guy manages to stand on its own, and at some points even overpower of the greatness of Simpsons.

There's not much I can say, you just have to watch a good episode to fall in love with them, and for those who have seen it, and not liked it, chances are you watched a bad episode. Which is why i'll recommend one, and you'll promise to watch it. Deal? Sweet.

Okay so the episode that I find to be very newcomer friendly is

Family Guy - Season 2 - Episode 15 - Dammit Janet

Watch it.



.1 - Money/Cash/Paper/Stash/Greens/Bills/Dough/Sugar/Bucks/Currency

And soo here we are again. The king daddy. This should be your concern for the week.

Let's be honest. Okay, no bullshitting. What is the most important thing in the world? Whatever your answer is, look over there. Yes by the 1, and look the right of it, and imagine, if you had a case, which was filled with the biggest paper bill of your currency that you use, like thousands of them, would you not feel as the luckiest man/boy/guy/old guy/bastard/assface, or the luckiest woman/girl/lady/bitch/witch/hag in the world??

Cause seriosly, it's the key to all things in life. The thing is, you have to know how to spend it. If you don't know, then you wont find happiness. It's a key, use it right, and you'll find paradise. Use it wrong, and you'll open your personal hell. Ask almost any celebrity, they'll confirm what I'm saying.

This may have not been a "happy" list for some of you, but life sucks sometimes, and you just have to learn to live with it. Remember, if you'd be happy all the time, and never experience sadness or pain, how could you tell that you are happy?