Monday!! Top 5 Week 47

Alrighty-roo its monday everybody!

Which means back to school, work, daycare, rehab, mental institutions...of course for those, you never go out...hah!

Well anyways since it's monday, and I know you kids out there have been waiting for this for an entire week(I'm very impressed) Here is the Top 5 of this week!

As usual, this is simply a list of 5 things which I think deserve attention, and you all would do well to give them the attention!


.5 - DragonForce - Through The Fire And Flames

At the fifth position, we have the oh so crazy power metal song, from the sick band DragonForce. First off, this song is included in the game Guitar Hero 3, and if you don't know what that is, check it out. This is known as probably the most difficult song ever to be in the GH-series, and i've seen it, and as a quite expert on GH as I am, yes, it's impossible.

Well thats only the GH version. For us real guitarists, checking the tabs of this song is quite the adventure too. And there also I can say, that it is impossible. The solos are crazier than Rusty Cooley. Now the riffs are doable, but other than that it's just silly.

As for the sound of the song, I quite like the intro to it, all the way to 00:39 the song is quite good, but after that it falls flat. My advice, dont listen to it more than that.


.4 - Jussi Jokinen

This is no suprise. Jussi Jokinen deserved a spot at the Top 5, and please lets all prey that he keeps shoving those pucks in this week too. Cause that kid deserves it.

Not only is he a penalty shot specialist, but he is potentially the best player in Dallas Stars, and the best finnish player out there. All he needs is ice-time, and the puck, and trust me he will produce. So please if any Dallas Stars affiliated General Managers, or maybe even you Dave Tippet, coach of Dallas Stars is reading this, please please if you want Jussi to get you to the playoffs, give him the space and ice-time he needs. Trust me on this. It's me after all =)


.3 - The Killers

When I first listened to them, I was SHOCKED! How come i've never heard of this band before? They may be very underappreciated, they get little credit for their amazing songs, but in my book, The Killers are a top notch band. The singer Brandon Flowers(hihi) has an amazing voice, and with the combination of their alternative-disco-rock and his voice, they come toghether as a band worth listening to.

Best song: Somebody Told Me

Thank you Stella =)


.2 - ESP EX-260/BLK

Yes. Here is daddys guitar. This is the one. Oh yeah.

After much consideration, and lots and lots of thinking, and many many headaches, and plenty of brain trauma, and a little medication, I have finally decided!

Now granted there were many to choose from, and there's so many things to consider when choosing your life partner. You have to think of the looks, the shape, the colour, the inlays etc.

And then, you have to think about the inside, the pickups, the material, the bridge and tailpiece, the electronics etc.

And so the crowned winner of this beauty pageant, is the ESP EX-260. Its got everything I would want in a guitar, and i'm fairly certain that we will live happily ever after.

Here's a pic for all you perverts to drool at. ESP EX-260.

Baby!!! Daddy is coming to get you!!!

PS. The donation process is still going, so feel free to throw your money at me. Seriously, I'm fine with it.


.1 - Homer Simpson

And now here we are. The king of the list. The reason for which all of you even took a look at this blog.

Homer Simpson. My idol. My hero. The only man...fictional man...who is so wonderfully stupid, and wise at the same time. I mean, I'm sorry I cant even describe with words how much Homer means to me. Heck, for all of us! Every Simpsons fan knows that feeling that we get, when we watch an episode, and Homer is in the picture, and we're all just waiting to see what kind of hilarious, stupid, wise, heartattack causing comment he's gonna deliver.

If only I could be half the man that Homer is, when i'm that old(no one even knows how old he is), that would be the biggest achievement of my life.

We all love him. We always will. No matter what he does.


And to conclude this weeks list, I am honored to quote the big man himself, a wise and important lesson for ALL of us.

"Here's to alcohol, the cause of -and solution- to all of life's problems!" - Homer Simpson


Thank you.