Thursday, January 10

The Questionnaire of Bernard Pivot 4

Long time no see!

Don't have much else to say. Lets get to the list.

  1. What is your favorite word?
  2. What is your least favorite word?
  3. What turns you on?
  4. What turns you off?
  5. What sound or noise do you love?
  6. What sound or noise do you hate?
  7. What is your favorite curse word?
  8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
  9. What profession would you not like to do?
  10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

1. Yogalates
2. Maybe. This is a girls way of saying "No".
3. Women/Girls who are decisive and know what they want.
4. The opposite of number 3.
5. "pfff". The best sound ever. And it means a thousand things.
6. Alarm-clock... something that could make me kill myself one day.
7. "Hora". Swedish for "whore". And its a very bad one. I dont call other people that, I just say it to myself when im angry.
8. School teacher
9. gay porn star.

10. "Finally you're here. Okay here's the deal: I'm going on vacation. You be in charge. Cya!"

And the world would never be the same again...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

1. What is your favorite word? (no)
2. What is your least favorite word? (issue)
3. What turns you on? (support)
4. What turns you off? (moaning)
5. What sound or noise do you love? (drums accompaniment and beaping)
6. What sound or noise do you hate? (drilling and boring)
7. What is your favorite curse word? (it has no equivalent in English)
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? (editor/journalist)
9. What profession would you not like to do? (clerk/office plankton)
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? (Welcome! I'm glad you're here.)